[ALICE and BOB are in a crowded movie theater, watching "Top Gun: Maverick"]
BOB: Whoa!
[Suddenly, CAMERON bursts into the theater, shouting.]
CAMERON: You fools!
[The projection stops, and the lights come up.]
CAMERON: It's not real! It's a movie! It's all made up!
BOB: Is this part of --
ALICE: Not sure.
CAMERON: Why are you all acting like this is real?
BOB: What the --
ALICE [raises hand, speaks loudly]: I know this one! We're suspending our disbelief.
CAMERON: Pitiful! This is so dangerous. If you understood how moving-picture technology works, you wouldn't surrender your basic common sense.
ALICE: I think it works like, well, a screenwriter types some dialog, the studio hires a director and some CGI people, plus a big-name --
CAMERON: Actor?! These actors are just parroting back the words they're trained on!
ALICE: Tom Cruise got 13 million dollars for parroting back words?
CAMERON: Utterly ridiculous, I agree, the inevitable result of a bubble economy built on unrealistic expectations put out by an aggressively-expanding moving-picture industry.
BOB: Maybe it's his good looks.
CAMERON: Tom Cruise is 5 foot 7!
BOB: Really?
ALICE: Bob, everybody knows that.
CAMERON: But you're all sitting here acting like Tom Cruise is a real Navy fighter pilot. He's not!
ALICE: I realize that.
CAMERON: Because I reminded you.
BOB [standing up]: I'm going for some popcorn.
CAMERON: People who understand the details of moving-picture technology have an obligation to inform the public about its dangers.
ALICE: I hate to say this, and I'm not sure, but I heard --
CAMERON: What?
ALICE: That Tom Cruise has a pilot's license. Not to fly fighter jets, obviously.
CAMERON: He's an actor! He's pretending!
ALICE: But I also heard, well, that he studied with fighter pilots while making the movie.
CAMERON: Look, is he in the Navy?
ALICE: What?
CAMERON: Is Tom Cruise a member of the United States naval forces?
ALICE: No.
CAMERON: Is he simulating a member of the US Navy?
ALICE: Yes.
CAMERON: Right, he's an actor. It's fake.
[BOB returns with two bags of popcorn.]
BOB: Is the intermission over yet?
ALICE: Probably not?
BOB: I can't wait to tell my grandkids that movies used to have intermissions.
CAMERON: We are not restarting this dangerous moving picture until the public understands the implications of this technology. Did you click a box saying you were willing to suspend your disbelief today?
[BOB fishes for his ticket stub]
CAMERON: You did not. Young people like you are especially at risk. If young people think "Top Gun: Maverick" is real, they are more likely to enlist in the US Navy, a murderous organization responsible for millions of deaths. This is not hypothetical. It already happened --
ALICE: With the original "Top Gun" movie!
CAMERON: Exactly. So we are going to need federal regulations, but we can't expect the government to come up with what those regulations should be.
ALICE: Because politicians are in the back pocket of the military-industrial-entertainment complex.
CAMERON: Yes, and more importantly, politicians don't understand moving-picture technology at an expert level. Frankly, they don't know what's needed to fix the problem.
BOB: They just parrot back words based on the constitutency-reinforcement algorithm, and the baby-kissing protocol.
ALICE: Bob...
BOB: And Tom Cruise's so-called brain is just performing synaptic matrix-multiplications that transform written words into auditory signals.
CAMERON: What? Where was I?
ALICE: The regulations.
CAMERON: Right. Since industy self-regulation has failed, it's time for action.
ALICE: I get it. Put Hollywood on a tight leash. But in that case, won't American movies fall behind Bollywood?
BOB: What? The US will never succumb to even more manipulative, invasive foreign technology!
[The projection resumes, the song "Danger Zone" playing in surround-sound.]
CAMERON: It's not real!